Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”
As told by the Swedish Chef: Once-a upun a meednight dreery, vheele-a I pundered, veek und veery, Oofer muny a qooeeent und cooreeuoos fuloome-a ooff furguttee lure-a, Vheele-a I nudded, neerly neppeeng, sooddenly zeere-a ceme-a a teppeeng, Es ooff sume-a oone-a gently reppeeng, reppeeng et my chember duur.” ‘Tees sume-a feesitur,” I moottered, “teppeeng et [...]