Archive for March, 2007

Zombie Reagan vs. The Hippies

by @ Saturday, March 31st, 2007. Filed under Movies, Politics

I don’t know if this is a parody or a dream come true.

More thoughts on Iran

by @ Saturday, March 31st, 2007. Filed under Politics

As I sit here at work, with CNN running in the background, I have to wonder about the current hostage situation in Iran.  Inevitably, I start wondering why this situation has gone on as long as it has.  The bombers should have been in the air within moments of the hostages being taken, yet they’re [...]

Much ado in Iran

by @ Friday, March 30th, 2007. Filed under Religion of Piss

I have to admit to some measure of surprise at people’s reaction to the hostage situation in Iran.  After all, it seems that everyone has forgotten that President Ahmafuckinglunatic has a history of taking hostages dating back to the 1979 U.S. Embassy hostage crisis.  It is difficult to believe that people are actually surprised about [...]

Stick a fork in him; he’s done

by @ Friday, March 30th, 2007. Filed under Theocratic Party

Well, it seems that many Christians in the nation have gotten their marching orders from James Dobson, head of Focus on the Faggots Family.  His Holiness has rattled his magic bones, pawed through the entrails of his sacred chicken, and has issued the decree that former Senator Fred Thompson is not Christian enough, and therefore, Christians [...]

How about some proof with that claim, Bennie?

by @ Thursday, March 29th, 2007. Filed under Religion

Apparently the Pope has proclaimed that Hell is real, and us unwashed heathens are headed there.
I’d like to see some hard physical evidence, as well as the location of this Hell of which he speaks on a map, before I even come close to accepting this absurdity.  And before the snarkiness comes in, yes, I am aware of [...]

Now hear this:

by @ Thursday, March 29th, 2007. Filed under Pissed Off Rants

The next jackass to try and swipe my coffee cup from my desk - while I’m sitting here - will lose an arm.
Thatisall.

Ideological Purity and Groupthink

by @ Wednesday, March 28th, 2007. Filed under Pissed Off Rants

Since the grand redesign of the blog, the upper corners of the blog have been the home of two shiny new quote blocks.  The quotes in these blocks will be changing from time to time, as a testament to some of the gems that have come from men and women a bit wiser than myself.  [...]

Meme-orffic

by @ Wednesday, March 28th, 2007. Filed under Me, Myself, and I, Random Stuff

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Daniel Craig

42%

Pierce Brosnan

40%

George Lazenby

36%

Timothy Dalton

34%

Roger Moore

18%

The original actor to play James Bond in a movie is generally regarded as the best. Sean Connery has always been the epitome of sexiness, suaveness and sophistication.

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Hospital visits

by @ Saturday, March 24th, 2007. Filed under Family Matters

One would think that someone who used to work in the medical field would have no problem visiting, yet I can’t stand doing it.
Here I am right now visiting a hospital with my dad who’s exhibiting signs of appendicitis. Lounging around here in the waiting room reminds me of why I got out of emergency [...]

Blog Funkiness

by @ Thursday, March 22nd, 2007. Filed under State of the Blog

It’s Spring Cleaning™ time here at the blog, which means it’s time to make some changes.  As usual, when I start playing around with the blog, on both the front end or the back end, things might start acting a little weird.  The weirdness will go away when I eventually figure out what the hell [...]

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