Zombie Reagan vs. The Hippies
I don’t know if this is a parody or a dream come true.
More thoughts on Iran
As I sit here at work, with CNN running in the background, I have to wonder about the current hostage situation in Iran. Inevitably, I start wondering why this situation has gone on as long as it has. The bombers should have been in the air within moments of the hostages being taken, yet they’re [...]
Much ado in Iran
I have to admit to some measure of surprise at people’s reaction to the hostage situation in Iran. After all, it seems that everyone has forgotten that President Ahmafuckinglunatic has a history of taking hostages dating back to the 1979 U.S. Embassy hostage crisis. It is difficult to believe that people are actually surprised about [...]
Stick a fork in him; he’s done
Well, it seems that many Christians in the nation have gotten their marching orders from James Dobson, head of Focus on the Faggots Family. His Holiness has rattled his magic bones, pawed through the entrails of his sacred chicken, and has issued the decree that former Senator Fred Thompson is not Christian enough, and therefore, Christians [...]
How about some proof with that claim, Bennie?
Apparently the Pope has proclaimed that Hell is real, and us unwashed heathens are headed there. I’d like to see some hard physical evidence, as well as the location of this Hell of which he speaks on a map, before I even come close to accepting this absurdity. And before the snarkiness comes in, yes, I am aware [...]
Now hear this:
The next jackass to try and swipe my coffee cup from my desk - while I’m sitting here - will lose an arm. Thatisall.
Ideological Purity and Groupthink
Since the grand redesign of the blog, the upper corners of the blog have been the home of two shiny new quote blocks. The quotes in these blocks will be changing from time to time, as a testament to some of the gems that have come from men and women a bit wiser than myself. [...]
Meme-orffic
Your results:You are Sean Connery Sean Connery 47% Daniel Craig 42% Pierce Brosnan 40% George Lazenby 36% Timothy Dalton 34% Roger Moore 18% The original actor to play James Bond in a movie is generally regarded as the best. Sean Connery has always been the epitome of sexiness, suaveness and sophistication. Click here to take [...]
Hospital visits
One would think that someone who used to work in the medical field would have no problem visiting, yet I can’t stand doing it. Here I am right now visiting a hospital with my dad who’s exhibiting signs of appendicitis. Lounging around here in the waiting room reminds me of why I got out of [...]
Blog Funkiness
It’s Spring Cleaning™ time here at the blog, which means it’s time to make some changes. As usual, when I start playing around with the blog, on both the front end or the back end, things might start acting a little weird. The weirdness will go away when I eventually figure out what the hell [...]
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