Sometimes….
…the jokes just write themselves. Sen. Kennedy to Publish Children’s Book NEW YORK – Meet the latest children’s author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in “My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C.” Scholastic Inc. will release the book in May. “I am very excited about the [...]
I want my B…S…G!
The best show on television, Battlestar Galactica, returns tonight!
Ariel Sharon Dead? Scroll down for updates
Ariel Sharon dead? Update Fox News and CNN are reporting that Sharon was rushed into emergency surgery and is still alive. It seem as though no one knows what the hell is going on. Again. Update II Stable, but serious. Update III Doctors say Sharon has slim chance
Man gets 60-day sentence for child rape
Hat tip: Malkin. A Vermont man was sentenced to 60 days in jail for repeatedly raping a child over a span of four years. You read that right: 60 days. Let’s look at the article: Rapist’s Prison Sentence Triggers Outrage Burlington, Vermont — January 4, 2005 There was outrage Wednesday when a Vermont judge handed [...]
Miner tragedy. Media Fiasco
There was a lot I wanted to say about the media’s grotesque minshandling of the recent tragedy in Tallmansville, WV, but Laurence Simon of TBIFOC beat me to it. Laurence hits the nail on the head with this statement: Welcome to the Age of the Global Misinformation Sausage Factory. Once upon a time, they actually [...]
Attention Men
Hat tip: Nicki. Guys, do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling in your groin? Does the smell of ball-sweat make you gag when you drop trou? If so, then we’ve got just the product for you: Balla Powder. Product Information • 3.5 oz • Lightly fragranced • For “nether region” freshness • Also great for [...]
We’re from the government….
…And we’re here to fuck things up even more than they already are. 1M cans of donated water dumped THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tucson, Arizona | Published: 01.01.2006 DALLAS — One million cans of drinking water donated for hurricane relief have been emptied and recycled because the water was never used at Texas and Louisiana hurricane [...]
Well, since everyone else is doing it….
…I’m going to make predictions for 2006. Here goes my prediction: 2006 is going to suck just as bad as, if not worse than, 2005. Crappy New Year, everyone.
Photo Blogging
I took these pictures on Friday, and wanted to take a few moments to share them.
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