Archive for November, 2004

I Weep For Humanity, Part Deux

by @ Tuesday, November 30th, 2004. Filed under News, Obituary

Enjoy your Darwin Award, dumbass.

Kent (WA) Man Killed By Exploding Lava Lamp
KOMO TV News (Seattle, WA)KENT - “Philip has been a kid who tinkers with things ever since he was little,” a grieving Claudia Quinn told KOMO 4 News Monday night after her son’s bizarre and tragic death.
Sunday, 24-year-old Philip Quinn was tinkering with a [...]

RIP: Personal Responsibility

by @ Friday, November 26th, 2004. Filed under News

So now we have an idiot woman suing American Express because they let her use their credit card?
Is it too late for someone to stop this planet? I want to get off and find some world where people are less stupid.

Fake Saudi princess-model countersues American Express
Thursday November 25, 2004
NEW YORK (AP) It’s not my [...]

It’s that time again.

by @ Friday, November 26th, 2004. Filed under Pissed Off Rants

Yes, boys and girls; it’s that time again.
It’s the time of the year when people start offering massive sacrifices to their gods: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and many others. The legions of cattle move forward to buy their screeching hellions everything they don’t deserve or haven’t earned. The cries of “I want! I want! I [...]

Who says they’re not freedom-hating?

by @ Wednesday, November 24th, 2004. Filed under Constitutional Rights, Moonbats, News

I’ll be sure to remember this the next time some liberal complains about being labeled “freedom-hating” and “anti-American.”

Declaration of Independence Banned at Calif School
Wed Nov 24, 2004 04:12 PM ETBy Dan Whitcomb
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A California teacher has been barred by his school from giving students documents from American history that refer to God [...]

Thanksgiving joke

by @ Wednesday, November 24th, 2004. Filed under Random Stuff

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing — 45 years of misery is enough.”
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any [...]

Goodbye, Dan

by @ Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004. Filed under MSM/DNC

ABC and Fox News are reporting that Dan Rather is leaving SeeBS.
SeeBS probably asked him to retire so that he can end his career with some modicum of dignity. And, by “dignity,” I really mean “utter disgrace.”

Someone buy them a beer

by @ Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004. Filed under News

Dolphins defend swimmers from shark
From correspondents in Whangarei, New Zealand
November 23, 2004
A GROUP of swimmers has told how a pod of dolphins protected them from a great white shark off the north-eastern coast of New Zealand.
Flipper … the aquatic mammal star of the TV series would have been pround of the dolphins’ heroic actions in [...]

Kofi Annan facing no-confidence vote

by @ Friday, November 19th, 2004. Filed under Useless Nitwits

It looks like people are finally starting to see Kofi Annan as the incompetent criminal that he is.

UN staff ready historic no-confidence vote in AnnanFri Nov 19, 6:50 AM ET World - AFP
UNITED NATIONS (AFP) - UN employees are expected to issue an unprecedented vote of no confidence in Secretary-General Kofi Annan (news [...]

Lending a helping hand

by @ Wednesday, November 17th, 2004. Filed under Moonbats, Random Stuff

I weep for humanity

by @ Wednesday, November 17th, 2004. Filed under News

Hat tip to Vultrue’s Row.
The question I have to ask regarding this article is this: exactly what did this retard expect to travel down railroad tracks?

Caution: Do Not Walk on TracksA Pennsylvania woman who was struck by a train has sued the rail company — for failing to warn her that trains travel on railroad [...]

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