I Weep For Humanity, Part Deux

Enjoy your Darwin Award, dumbass. Kent (WA) Man Killed By Exploding Lava Lamp KOMO TV News (Seattle, WA)KENT – “Philip has been a kid who tinkers with things ever since he was little,” a grieving Claudia Quinn told KOMO 4 News Monday night after her son’s bizarre and tragic death. Sunday, 24-year-old Philip Quinn was [...]

RIP: Personal Responsibility

So now we have an idiot woman suing American Express because they let her use their credit card? Is it too late for someone to stop this planet? I want to get off and find some world where people are less stupid. Fake Saudi princess-model countersues American Express Thursday November 25, 2004 NEW YORK (AP) [...]

It’s that time again.

Yes, boys and girls; it’s that time again. It’s the time of the year when people start offering massive sacrifices to their gods: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and many others. The legions of cattle move forward to buy their screeching hellions everything they don’t deserve or haven’t earned. The cries of “I want! I want! [...]

Who says they’re not freedom-hating?

I’ll be sure to remember this the next time some liberal complains about being labeled “freedom-hating” and “anti-American.” Declaration of Independence Banned at Calif School Wed Nov 24, 2004 04:12 PM ETBy Dan Whitcomb LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A California teacher has been barred by his school from giving students documents from American history that [...]

Thanksgiving joke

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing — 45 years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each [...]

Goodbye, Dan

ABC and Fox News are reporting that Dan Rather is leaving SeeBS. SeeBS probably asked him to retire so that he can end his career with some modicum of dignity. And, by “dignity,” I really mean “utter disgrace.”

Someone buy them a beer

Dolphins defend swimmers from shark From correspondents in Whangarei, New Zealand November 23, 2004 A GROUP of swimmers has told how a pod of dolphins protected them from a great white shark off the north-eastern coast of New Zealand. Flipper … the aquatic mammal star of the TV series would have been pround of the [...]

Kofi Annan facing no-confidence vote

It looks like people are finally starting to see Kofi Annan as the incompetent criminal that he is. UN staff ready historic no-confidence vote in AnnanFri Nov 19, 6:50 AM ET World – AFP UNITED NATIONS (AFP) – UN employees are expected to issue an unprecedented vote of no confidence in Secretary-General Kofi Annan (news [...]

Lending a helping hand

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I weep for humanity

Hat tip to Vultrue’s Row. The question I have to ask regarding this article is this: exactly what did this retard expect to travel down railroad tracks? Caution: Do Not Walk on TracksA Pennsylvania woman who was struck by a train has sued the rail company — for failing to warn her that trains travel [...]

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