My response to hate mail

This is dedicated to the assclown who sent me a little bit of hate mail last night. I wrote this piece a while back directed at another christ-nazi. Since the hate mail was rehashed rhetoric, I’m replying with a rehashed response.
Sit back, fucktard, for school is now in session. The first lesson you [...]

A word of advice to John Kerry’s advisors

Keep him away from footballs.

Figures

California is so jealous of Washington’s possibly-impending catastrophe that they had to have one of their own.
Typical. Just typical.

Come on over baby…

…there’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.
My apologies to Jerry Lee Lewis.

I was wondering…

…how long it would take for the moonbats to begin blaming Bush for this year’s active hurricane season.
Hat tip to Talon News.
MoveOn: Bush to Blame For ‘Extreme’ Hurricane Season
By Jimmy Moore
Talon News
September 23, 2004
SPARTANBURG, SC (Talon News) — Attempting to take political advantage of the devastating hurricanes that have hit Florida and the southeastern section [...]

Christianity: the Religion of Peace?

I don’t think so.
And, while I’m at it… More love from Christians from Fred Phelps, maker of GodHatesFags.com.
And people wonder why I think fundamentalist Christians are no better than the Islamofascists….

Update

Sophia’s poster
Three-year-old Sophia Parlock has a new Bush-Cheney campaign poster, courtesy of President Bush himself.
Sophia became famous Thursday when Associated Press photographer Randy Snyder captured a shot of the toddler crying after her Bush-Cheney sign was torn to pieces at a Huntington, W.Va., rally for Democratic vice-presidential candidate John Edwards.
Sophia’s father, Republican activist Phil Parlock, [...]

Try this on for size

Yesterday, Dan Rather issued a non-apology stating, in effect, that the documents that he used to “prove” that Bush was AWOL from the TANG might possibly be forgeries. Rather still insists, though, that these “fake but accurate” documents tell a greater truth. The following is a fictional letter that I have composed to [...]

On the lighter side…

Lt. Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov unveals his latest weapon.

Dan Rather speaks up

STATEMENT FROM DAN RATHER:
Last week, amid increasing questions about the authenticity of documents used in support of a 60 MINUTES WEDNESDAY story about President Bush’s time in the Texas Air National Guard, CBS News vowed to re-examine the documents in question—and their source—vigorously. And we promised that we would let the American public know what [...]

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