App

Testing the WordPress app for Android.

Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”

As told by the Swedish Chef: Once-a upun a meednight dreery, vheele-a I pundered, veek und veery, Oofer muny a qooeeent und cooreeuoos fuloome-a ooff furguttee lure-a, Vheele-a I nudded, neerly neppeeng, sooddenly zeere-a ceme-a a teppeeng, Es ooff sume-a oone-a gently reppeeng, reppeeng et my chember duur.” ‘Tees sume-a feesitur,” I moottered, “teppeeng et [...]

Post-Rapture analysis

If you haven’t been Raptured away and are still here, that means God doesn’t love you. Deal with it.

Nobel Prize

President Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize for saying what he’s planning to do. Well, I’m planning to cure cancer, end all war, end global poverty, and stop global cooling global warming global climate change. Now give me my Nobel Peace Prize, bitches!

Overcome

There’s really nothing I can add to this.

Aaannnnd…I’m done

All my long-time readers will remember that I started my college degree not too long ago. I have just turned in my final assignment, completing the requirements for my BS in Business.