Archive for the 'Idiots' Category

It’s a vagina, not a clown car

by @ Saturday, August 4th, 2007. Filed under Idiots

One of the things that contributes to the stereotype of southerners being uneducated hicks is the oftentimes mistaken belief that southerners have very large families.  For the most part, the stereotype is a load of bull, however….
Arkansas Couple Welcomes 17th Child
17 children?  How does one manage to support that many children?  Even more important, how [...]

Sick, sick, sick, pt. II

by @ Monday, May 21st, 2007. Filed under Idiots, News, Religion

Apparently, mommy is just as crazy as daddy.
Mom blames Satan for burning baby in microwave
GALVESTON — A woman blames the devil and not her husband for severely burning their infant daughter after the 2-month-old was put in a microwave, a Houston television station reported.Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, [...]

Sick, sick, sick

by @ Thursday, May 17th, 2007. Filed under Idiots, News, Religion

Hat tip: Laurence.
Man charged with burning baby in microwave in Galveston
GALVESTON — A Galveston County grand jury will decide today whether to indict an Arkansas man accused of burning his 2-month-old daughter’s face and left hand by putting her in a motel microwave oven.
Joshua Royce Mauldin, 19, faces indictment for felony injury to a child, [...]

Let’s play “Spot the Idiot”

by @ Wednesday, April 4th, 2007. Filed under Idiots

I was making the rounds tonight, going through my usual sources of entertainment, and I ran across this little gem, which is almost Gore-ian in its hypocrisy.  Let’s see if you can spot it.
Belgium to impose tax on barbequing to fight global warming
12:27 | 03/ 04/ 2007
BRUSSELS, April 3 (RIA Novosti) - The government of [...]


by @ Wednesday, February 21st, 2007. Filed under Idiots, News, Vortex of Suckitude

This is CNN ANNN.
We interrupt the 24/7 Anna Nicole coverage to to bring you this important Anna Nicole status update.  Anna Nicole is still dead.
We now return you to the regularly scheduled Anna Nicole coverage
This is ANNN - Your 24/7 Anna Nicole News Network.

Dear CNN

by @ Friday, February 9th, 2007. Filed under Idiots

You don’t need to keep telling us that some empty-headed attention whore is dead.  We know, already.

Idiot of the day

by @ Saturday, February 3rd, 2007. Filed under Idiots

Taking a page out of my co-worker Laurence’s book, I’m going to post the Idiot of the Day.
I came into work and discovered that the network engineer that usually covers my shift is going away on vacation.  Immediately, I felt a bit of trepidation about this,  as this one engineer is the only one I [...]

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