Archive for the 'Vortex of Suckitude' Category

Nope. Didn’t see this one coming.

by @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007. Filed under Vortex of Suckitude

Movie about Anna Nicole Smith’s life will begin filming next month.

NO!!! Just…NO!!!

by @ Thursday, March 15th, 2007. Filed under Vortex of Suckitude

Dukes of Hazard: The Beginning.
I’m off to kill myself now.

Keepin’ on keepin’ on

by @ Friday, March 2nd, 2007. Filed under News, Vortex of Suckitude

Now that everyone’s favorite drug-addled, empty-headed attention whore is finally being planted in the garden with the rest of the vegetables, it’s time for CNN ANNN to move on to the next earth-shakingly important story: Who’s her baby’s daddy, and by default, the recipient of her entire estate.
I will be holding my breath in anticipation of [...]

Interruption

by @ Wednesday, February 21st, 2007. Filed under Idiots, News, Vortex of Suckitude

This is CNN ANNN.
We interrupt the 24/7 Anna Nicole coverage to to bring you this important Anna Nicole status update.  Anna Nicole is still dead.
We now return you to the regularly scheduled Anna Nicole coverage
This is ANNN - Your 24/7 Anna Nicole News Network.

Beating the dead horse

by @ Friday, June 9th, 2006. Filed under Vortex of Suckitude

Ghostbusters In Hell scheduled to hit theaters in 2008.
I think I’m going to puke now.

No! Please! For the love of Bob! Make it stop!

by @ Wednesday, May 31st, 2006. Filed under Vortex of Suckitude

Just the thought of this makes me nauseous beyond belief.  I’ll leave y’all to this article, while I go and grab the Brain Bleach.
Paris’ Reggae Roots
Jennifer McDonnell
Dose
When we think of reggae, we think of Paris Hilton. Ok, maybe not.
The spoiled socialite is getting ready to unleash her own brand of reggae, hip-hop and pop on [...]

“President Geena” impeached

by @ Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006. Filed under Vortex of Suckitude

Looks like the weekly Hillary Clinton Campaign ad has been removed from the air.
ABC pulls ‘Commander in Chief’
LOS ANGELES, May 2 (UPI) — ABC TV has put an abrupt term limit on its freshman drama, “Commander in Chief.”
The network Tuesday announced it was pulling the Geena Davis series for the rest of May sweeps and [...]

**EVERYBODY PANIC**

by @ Monday, May 1st, 2006. Filed under Vortex of Suckitude

Ok, now that I got that out of my system, let’s take a look at what Hollywood is up to:
Bird Flu Hitting TV Screens May 9
By ANDREW BRIDGES
WASHINGTON Apr 28, 2006 (AP)— Bodies piling up so quickly it takes dump trucks to haul them away. Barbed wire to keep whole neighborhoods quarantined. It’s Hollywood’s version [...]

The End of the World is Nigh!

by @ Wednesday, December 28th, 2005. Filed under Entertainment, Vortex of Suckitude

Pac-Man. Coming to a theater near you.

Talk about missing the point….

by @ Tuesday, December 20th, 2005. Filed under Entertainment, Pissed Off Rants, Vortex of Suckitude

There’s a big panic amongst theater owners these days because of free-falling box office receipts. Apparently, for some unknown reason, people are attending movie theaters in less-than-staggering numbers these days. So, what is the proposed solution to this problem? Why, lobbying the FCC for permission to jam cell phones, of course, because [...]

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