The Great Sucking Sound, Hollywood Style
Hat tip: Tammy Bruce. A few months back, I made a post about what I termed to be the Vast Vortex of Suckitude. I made that post after having become disgusted with the serious lack of both originality and quality of films being turned out by Hollywood over the last few years. It seems I’m [...]
The Vast Vortex – Expanded
Yesterday, I wrote about the Vast Vortex of Suckitude that has engulfed Hollywood. It was an oversight on my part not to have included the music industry. That oversight is now being corrected. Last night, Mister Priapus and I, along with some other friends, went to a midnight viewing of Joss Whedon’s Serenity. The movie [...]
The Vast Vortex of Suckitude
Over at GayPatriot there’s a discussion going on about what Hollywood can do to stop its free-fall into irrelevancy. Here’s my idea: How about Hollywood making movies that aren’t complete crap. If you look at the movies that have come out this summer, they’re comprised almost solely of remakes, sequels, 2-hour long SNL skits, or [...]
Dear Hollywood
Stop ruining my childhood! These past few years have seen a major slump at the box office. Why? Because there are very few original shows coming out of Hollywood. Almost all of the major “hits” this year are either sequels, remakes of previous films, or 70′s television shows brought to the big screen. War of [...]
Fantastic Flop
In my younger years, I was a major comic book geek. One of my favorite comics was the Fantastic Four. Why? Because they had really cool powers. I mean, imagine what it would be like to fly across the world as a living ball of flame, or to be able to reach across the room [...]
Whatcha really, really want
Certainly not this lame-ass shit.
Something wicked this way comes
Ladies and Gentlemen, Television has finally hit rock bottom with FOX’s latest realtiy show, Who’s Your Daddy. Evidently, hitting the bottom is not enough, so they have started digging. They’re now considering a reality show about sperm donors.
Imagine
I’m currently listening to some banal Clear Channel radio station at work that’s playing the Perfect Circle remake of John Lennon’s “Imagine.” Never in my life could I possibly have believed that the song could sound even more whiney than the original, but I have been proven wrong. Where’s a chainsaw when you need one?
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