Say Wha…?

Via Hot Air

Yeah, I know I’m a day late and a few dollars short of this issue, but that was my own doing.  Initially, when I read it, I didn’t believe this would be a big issue, but I was wrong.  This story has grown legs in a way I didn’t anticipate.

According to this article at World Nut Daily, the propaganda rag of choice for the zealotsphere, soy products (which is being labeled as a “devil food”) will turn you into an evil homosexual.  According to the author, being raised on soy products has a “feminizing effect” and can cause penile shrinkage.  One would assume, using the author’s “logic” that avoiding soy means you will have a schlong mighty enough to rival that of John Holmes, and that you can expect to bang more chicks than Wilt Chamberlain or Gene Simmons.  And that’s just for the women!  Who knows what avoiding soy could accomplish for the menfolk.

Or, maybe, the author, like most people who write for – and read – World Nut Daily, is completely out of touch with reality.

I’d wager that the second option is the correct one.

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