Coming clean with my record

With all the buzz about the blogosphere about the horribly debunked fake Army Ranger, I’ve decided to tell the truth about my military service.

Back in 1997, I signed up for a SooperDooperUltraSecret military project. I transfered to COMNAVSIXPAC as a special advisor to the CO of Special Combat Research Unit – Underwater (aka. SCRU-U) which was the sister project of the Fleet Underwater Combat/Insertion Training (FUC/IT) program. I held this position until late 1997, when I was awarded the Navy Cross by President G.W. Bush. I remember it like it was yesterday, because it’s seared, seared into my memory

May 23, 2006 | Filed Under Military, Moonbats, News

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  1. the Pun-Isher on May 28th, 2006 3:32 am

    I can neither confirm nor deny the alcoholic content of this statement, unlike Jack Daniels which is obviously diluting THEIR truth…..

  2. Heretic on May 28th, 2006 4:52 pm

    Uh oh. Now that you have told, you will have to kill everyone that read this. Wait! That includes me! Wait, wait wait. What if I take some Forgital? Would that work?

  3. the Pun-Isher on May 30th, 2006 12:01 am

    Please look into the light.

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