Earlier this week, my car (which I haven’t even had for three weeks) was stolen. Naturally, I filed a rather useless report with HDM (Houston Donut Munchers).
This morning, I got a call saying that an illegal alien was pulled over last night for a DUI, and my license plates were on his car. The donut muncher on the phone said that, every time they see this, it means the car from which the plates came has either been chopped or has been sent to Mexico.
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